Hey, guys read this jokes
hehehe it is so funny that the old man manage to trick the NY lawyer
Enjoy it :)
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
And guest what, I did study but it was a LAST MINUTE study 
...I should study early but i was enjoying myself too much. 
Last Friday, the day that i supposed to study, I went to Mr. William house for the farewell gathering party for the Dragon fly staff...and I was drunk. And the most embarrassing moment in my life when i offer Scott the tidbits, i called out Chase's name...
Ooopss my bad 
haha..And yesterday, I followed my cousin, her mum and my mum to 1Borneo. We arrived home at 7:30pm and i have to take my shower first before I start to do revision..
I managed to memorize all the (Nai form), (Te form), (Jisho form) and (Ta form)..
Okay, let me continue for today's story..
I think I'm sure with my answer for Japanese exam just now.
However, I cant remember the word "Milk" in Japanese. Well, actually "milk" in Japanese is "Gyunyu", but i wrote on my paper "miruku" I dont even know what does that mean. 
It was a direct translation of English to Japanese. Damn, OMG why did I forgot about it. Woohoo, I think sensei is going to laugh when she saw it 
But, hopefully I can pass my Japanese final exam test..I believe that I can do it. 
And now I have to concentrate for HIC paper which is on 8th Dec. I CAN DO IT 
Actually, I don't want to reply him back but i'm pity for him. He might think that I'm being unfriendly 
But these few days, he keep on sending me message like he care more about me but honestly I DON'T LIKE HIM 
I mean, I don't have time for love right now. I heart was still close due to under heart renovation 
I'm not ready for love commitment. I just want to finish this current progress. Meaning, now, I just looking for friends not love. Let the love fall smoothly later on..hahah 
For him, well i dont know how to tell him that i'm not in love with him. But the more i tried to ignore him, the more i feel so guilty 
I really don't like this kind of feeling. But i just hope that soon he will understand 
I need to get all the things done now before our guest from Discovery College, Hong Kong come. I really want to have fun with the guest as well 
We had received the name lists for the guest and we already knew where they were staying. So, in my house there would be 3 guests which origin from Australia (Alex), USA (Ryan) and New Zealand (Scott)
They will arrive at night around 8-9pm. Before they came to our Homestay, they went to Klias to see the fireflies Then, they must be so tired 
but oh well, the next day i will spend more time with all of them 
The good news is that it already over and i get full marks for singing Japanese song test. 
Thank God. 
i don't to worry for anything else. 
I wanna have lots of fun this week. Moreover, it was holiday for me. So, I can spend most of my time with them. Hopefully, there would be handsome guys staying in my house 
I slept late last night because I'm doing my LAST MINUTE studying for Japanese Test which is today start at 1045am. 
Well, I hope I can do it. I BELIEVE THAT I CAN DO IT. I want to get more than 40 answer that is correct. Last test, I only get 39 marks out of 50. This is also due to the last minute of study. 
That time, i was busy with the tourists from Hong Kong that had arrived and I have no time to study. 
But the good thing is that, I passed my Japanese test and I am able to meet and have fun with the guests. 
I really have to get rid of this habits. If not i'm might end up been broke and penniless. 
I do have the habits to save money but when I saw something that I really want the most, I will surely bought more that just what I'm supposed to buy. 
GOOOO AWAY BAD HABITS... I want to save money for travelling to England or Brazil.To watch for my favourite football team in a match 
or maybe going somewhere which is near such as Japan, Korea or Hong Kong to visit my friends who ever came to my village. 